“Finally, a Glass That Gets Me” – Wine Bottle Goblet for Maximum Sass & Minimal Pouring
This isn’t just a wine glass—it’s a statement piece for emotionally exhausted queens everywhere.
Once clutched tightly by a girl who cried through a breakup, a job she hated, and at least one ‘you up?’ text she regrets, this full bottle wine goblet is worn, well-loved, and unapologetically feral.
The stickers are faded and scuffed from too many tear-streaked nights, which—honestly—makes it even better.
Because if you haven’t sipped straight from the bottle while whispering ‘I’m fine, I’m thriving’… did you even do your 20s right?
(S/O to my BFF for her endless supply of wine bottles for all my crafting needs)
Creative Second Life Ideas:
Your official ‘no questions, just wine’ glass for the nights that need it.
Fill with fairy lights or flowers as a shrine to your former self who tolerated less.
Gift to your bestie who fake-smiles through corporate life and drinks boxed wine ironically.
Or use as a plant vase, because why not? Even your houseplants deserve chaos.
Pairs best with bad decisions, comfort food, and zero shame.
Condition:
Pre-loved with scuffed stickers, some fading, and a ‘she’s been through it’ charm.
No chips or cracks—still fully functional for pouring (or sobbing).
Size: Holds a full bottle of wine—because you’ve earned it.
This isn’t just a wine glass—it’s a statement piece for emotionally exhausted queens everywhere.
Once clutched tightly by a girl who cried through a breakup, a job she hated, and at least one ‘you up?’ text she regrets, this full bottle wine goblet is worn, well-loved, and unapologetically feral.
The stickers are faded and scuffed from too many tear-streaked nights, which—honestly—makes it even better.
Because if you haven’t sipped straight from the bottle while whispering ‘I’m fine, I’m thriving’… did you even do your 20s right?
(S/O to my BFF for her endless supply of wine bottles for all my crafting needs)
Creative Second Life Ideas:
Your official ‘no questions, just wine’ glass for the nights that need it.
Fill with fairy lights or flowers as a shrine to your former self who tolerated less.
Gift to your bestie who fake-smiles through corporate life and drinks boxed wine ironically.
Or use as a plant vase, because why not? Even your houseplants deserve chaos.
Pairs best with bad decisions, comfort food, and zero shame.
Condition:
Pre-loved with scuffed stickers, some fading, and a ‘she’s been through it’ charm.
No chips or cracks—still fully functional for pouring (or sobbing).
Size: Holds a full bottle of wine—because you’ve earned it.
This isn’t just a wine glass—it’s a statement piece for emotionally exhausted queens everywhere.
Once clutched tightly by a girl who cried through a breakup, a job she hated, and at least one ‘you up?’ text she regrets, this full bottle wine goblet is worn, well-loved, and unapologetically feral.
The stickers are faded and scuffed from too many tear-streaked nights, which—honestly—makes it even better.
Because if you haven’t sipped straight from the bottle while whispering ‘I’m fine, I’m thriving’… did you even do your 20s right?
(S/O to my BFF for her endless supply of wine bottles for all my crafting needs)
Creative Second Life Ideas:
Your official ‘no questions, just wine’ glass for the nights that need it.
Fill with fairy lights or flowers as a shrine to your former self who tolerated less.
Gift to your bestie who fake-smiles through corporate life and drinks boxed wine ironically.
Or use as a plant vase, because why not? Even your houseplants deserve chaos.
Pairs best with bad decisions, comfort food, and zero shame.
Condition:
Pre-loved with scuffed stickers, some fading, and a ‘she’s been through it’ charm.
No chips or cracks—still fully functional for pouring (or sobbing).
Size: Holds a full bottle of wine—because you’ve earned it.
