“Finally, a Glass That Gets Me” – Wine Bottle Goblet for Maximum Sass & Minimal Pouring

$13.00
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This isn’t just a wine glass—it’s a statement piece for emotionally exhausted queens everywhere.

Once clutched tightly by a girl who cried through a breakup, a job she hated, and at least one ‘you up?’ text she regrets, this full bottle wine goblet is worn, well-loved, and unapologetically feral.

The stickers are faded and scuffed from too many tear-streaked nights, which—honestly—makes it even better.

Because if you haven’t sipped straight from the bottle while whispering ‘I’m fine, I’m thriving’… did you even do your 20s right?

(S/O to my BFF for her endless supply of wine bottles for all my crafting needs) 

Creative Second Life Ideas:

  • Your official ‘no questions, just wine’ glass for the nights that need it.

  • Fill with fairy lights or flowers as a shrine to your former self who tolerated less.

  • Gift to your bestie who fake-smiles through corporate life and drinks boxed wine ironically.

  • Or use as a plant vase, because why not? Even your houseplants deserve chaos.

  • Pairs best with bad decisions, comfort food, and zero shame.

Condition:

Pre-loved with scuffed stickers, some fading, and a ‘she’s been through it’ charm.

No chips or cracks—still fully functional for pouring (or sobbing).

Size: Holds a full bottle of wine—because you’ve earned it.

This isn’t just a wine glass—it’s a statement piece for emotionally exhausted queens everywhere.

Once clutched tightly by a girl who cried through a breakup, a job she hated, and at least one ‘you up?’ text she regrets, this full bottle wine goblet is worn, well-loved, and unapologetically feral.

The stickers are faded and scuffed from too many tear-streaked nights, which—honestly—makes it even better.

Because if you haven’t sipped straight from the bottle while whispering ‘I’m fine, I’m thriving’… did you even do your 20s right?

(S/O to my BFF for her endless supply of wine bottles for all my crafting needs) 

Creative Second Life Ideas:

  • Your official ‘no questions, just wine’ glass for the nights that need it.

  • Fill with fairy lights or flowers as a shrine to your former self who tolerated less.

  • Gift to your bestie who fake-smiles through corporate life and drinks boxed wine ironically.

  • Or use as a plant vase, because why not? Even your houseplants deserve chaos.

  • Pairs best with bad decisions, comfort food, and zero shame.

Condition:

Pre-loved with scuffed stickers, some fading, and a ‘she’s been through it’ charm.

No chips or cracks—still fully functional for pouring (or sobbing).

Size: Holds a full bottle of wine—because you’ve earned it.