From the backstage dressing rooms of forgotten dive bars to the glamorous powder rooms of mid-century motels, this cheeky retro tissue box has seen it all. Bold, sassy, and unapologetically over-the-top, “The Showgirl Sob Box” served as the loyal sidekick to a chorus girl who believed tears should be dramatic and lipstick always red.
The tissue emerges from her skirt like a curtain call after a long night of broken hearts, backstage gossip, and a few too many whiskey sours.
Bright yellow plastic with a playful pin-up dancer illustration—this is not your grandma’s tissue box… or maybe it is, if your grandma was a Vegas headliner.
Creative Second Life Ideas:
Bathroom sass upgrade: Who says tissues can’t be glamorous?
Bar cart statement piece: Fill with cocktail napkins or straws for your next soirée.
Makeup wipe dispenser: Let every face wipe feel like an encore performance.
Retro gift idea: For the friend who cries dramatically (we all have one).
Craft room holder: Yarn, lace, even confetti—whatever makes you feel fabulous.
Condition:
Vintage good with some light wear consistent with age. Interior clean and ready to hold standard tissue refills or loose napkins.
Dimensions: Approx. 10” x 5” x 4”.
From the backstage dressing rooms of forgotten dive bars to the glamorous powder rooms of mid-century motels, this cheeky retro tissue box has seen it all. Bold, sassy, and unapologetically over-the-top, “The Showgirl Sob Box” served as the loyal sidekick to a chorus girl who believed tears should be dramatic and lipstick always red.
The tissue emerges from her skirt like a curtain call after a long night of broken hearts, backstage gossip, and a few too many whiskey sours.
Bright yellow plastic with a playful pin-up dancer illustration—this is not your grandma’s tissue box… or maybe it is, if your grandma was a Vegas headliner.
Creative Second Life Ideas:
Bathroom sass upgrade: Who says tissues can’t be glamorous?
Bar cart statement piece: Fill with cocktail napkins or straws for your next soirée.
Makeup wipe dispenser: Let every face wipe feel like an encore performance.
Retro gift idea: For the friend who cries dramatically (we all have one).
Craft room holder: Yarn, lace, even confetti—whatever makes you feel fabulous.
Condition:
Vintage good with some light wear consistent with age. Interior clean and ready to hold standard tissue refills or loose napkins.
Dimensions: Approx. 10” x 5” x 4”.
