The Ex Husband Tee

from $20.00
You showed up smiling, dressed to devastate, and they still can’t stop talking about it.
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he Ex-Husband Tee is stitched with spite, sequins, and a little Southern grace—because revenge looks better in lipstick and lace.

This isn’t just a breakup tee. It’s a public statement. A well-dressed eulogy.
Whether you wore white to court or red to his mama’s church, you already know: you didn’t lose your mind—you left it at his funeral.

✨ Features:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (because it’s soft, unlike your marriage)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk so it doesn’t change—unlike your ex
Side-seamed construction to hug your curves and piss off your in-laws
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for strength, support, and sass.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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You showed up smiling, dressed to devastate, and they still can’t stop talking about it.
T
he Ex-Husband Tee is stitched with spite, sequins, and a little Southern grace—because revenge looks better in lipstick and lace.

This isn’t just a breakup tee. It’s a public statement. A well-dressed eulogy.
Whether you wore white to court or red to his mama’s church, you already know: you didn’t lose your mind—you left it at his funeral.

✨ Features:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (because it’s soft, unlike your marriage)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk so it doesn’t change—unlike your ex
Side-seamed construction to hug your curves and piss off your in-laws
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for strength, support, and sass.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!